Missouri police just completed a chase where they were trying to arrest an alleged drug trafficker. By the time they cornered the suspect in a yard, they noticed it had the perfect NSFW sign for the situation.
If you have recently picked up celery at a Missouri or Illinois Walmart store, you need to be aware of a massive recall due to a dangerous contamination that's been discovered.
A 40-year-old man in Missouri shot at four kids who knocked at his door while playing "ding-dong ditch," and chased them down in a vehicle before ordering them out of their car at gunpoint and stealing their car keys.