The Commander Of French Toast Gets Your Holiday Weekend Started
Who are you?
I am commander in chief of The Intergalactic French Toast Commission. No further information is available because no further information is needed.
Why do you love hard rock?
As I'm sure you well know by now, we are in a constant state of battle with The Intergalactic Pancake Commission over the future of breakfast. I could write a book on this, but I probably won't ever have time to do that.
What is your favorite band?
That’s kind of like picking your favorite nipple wax as there are endless correct answers, so instead I will use this space to tell you about this band from Watford, England called The Hell. They only use two strings tuned an octave apart on each instrument, and they are by far both the heaviest and the most hilarious thing I have ever layed ears on in my entire life. British insults delivered in hardcore metal form are solid gold, and the only reason I am not including them in my playlist tonight is because I couldn’t find a single song of theirs that didn’t include profanity within the first thirty seconds.
Tool - Des Moines, IA May 17, 2019 I also saw them in Milwaukee on Halloween night, but to be honest Des Moines was slightly better.
High on Fire - Snakes for the Divine
Jack Off Jill - When I Am Queen
Cult Leader - Slaves to A.I.
Sonic Youth - Drunken Butterfly
Deftones - Ohms
Craw - Aphasia
Tool - Jambi
..And you will know us by the trail of dead - Relative Ways
Nails - Unsilent Death
Quicksand - Fazer
Surgical Meth Machine - Rich People Problems
Crackin' Skulls - Coffers of Money and Blood
Clutch - Arcadia
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