These Are The Best Places To Take A Poop In The Quad Cities

When you gotta go, you gotta go. And while the home front is always the best, sometimes it just hits and, well, that's when you have to...take a load off. But oh the agony of where to go. 99% of the time you'll walk out feeling forever unclean. So where are some places that you said are the best in the Quad Cities for when that feeling hits?

I-Rock 93.5 asked, and you answered...loudly.

A simple question was asked about a month ago on the I-Rock 93.5 Facebook page. "Where are the best places to take a poop in the Quad Cities?" A simple question at perhaps a desperate time. But one that you had many answers to. Now before we get to the places that you can check out below, let's go through some of the other top answers.

A lot of you have that very specific friend's house.

The top answer in this super scientific study was your own house. But after that, it was a friend or relative that you know that must have a great facility. All sorts of different answers, but ones that all came back to somebody else's house. Just be sure to leave a quarter in the bathroom to pay for that tp, soap, and water.

This question was asked during the trial of the century.

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant the circus of the century. Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard. So a very common answer was either Johnny or Amber's bed. That will be the joke that keeps on giving for quite some time. However, these are the best places in the QC. Doubtful either of them will be moving to the area anytime soon.

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Some "honorable" mentions for best places include...

These are places that only got one mention but still worth noting that somebody had a good movement moment there, so here you go.

The woods
Casey's
Kings Laundry Matt
Wake Brewing
Ex's Lawn
Red Lobster
Firehouse
Taco-Bell
Bend XPO Center
Hy-Vee
Home Depot
Dicks
Petsmart
Any dive bar at 2:00 a.m.

It was a bit surprising how many places were mentioned, and how well you all have scouted and remembered these Quad Cities bathrooms. But when you gotta go in public and you need a place, it's good to have some in your arsenal.

Before we get to the top places below, if you feel there are any missing that just needs to be added to the list, then just open that above Facebook post and add your comments there.

These Are The Best Places To Take A Poop In The Quad Cities

These are the places you said were the best places to go when you have to go.

Are You QC AF? Take The Test.

If you are from the Quad Cities, there are certain things you do and say that folks from outside the area might not understand. Weather you’ve lived here your entire life, or just a couple years, it’s time to put your QC to the test to find out if you are “QC AF”.

Below are 25 questions to test your knowledge and life experience of the Quad Cities. Keep track and see where you rank. Then share it, if you aren’t ashamed, to show how QC you are.

25-20 points – You are QC AF!

19-15 points – Reppin’ the QC strong.

15-10 points – Average. You put the “C” in the QC.

10-5 points – Do you even QC bro.

5-0 points – Move back to Chicago.