Hey Quad Cities, Please Don’t Have Sex On The Stairs

Last week the fine folks at Bespoke Surgical graced us with a story about the most searched sex positions by Illinois and Iowa which you can check out here.  Well, we're back at it this week as they now give us the locations outside your bedroom that you like to get it on.

Now I'm no prude.  Get your freak on all over the house.  Maybe your goal is to have sex in every room of your house.  Really make that house your home.  But you have to be safe about these things too.  More than 1 million Americans are injured on the stairs every year.  It costs us about $92 billion in medical expenses each year.  You would think it's just old people and kids.  It's not.  It's all ages.  Apparently for some of you, it's because you were doing more than just walking up and down the stairs.  You were...well...going up and down on the stairs.

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As you can see below, most of us that take things outside the bedroom have places you'd expect.  Shower, tables (hopefully you clean the dining room table after) pools, washer and dryer.  Yeah, I'm in.  But, who the hell are you 4.3% that like to get freaky on the stairs.  1 million injuries per year.  Broken bones are bad.  Just think what you could break while doing that with a tumble on the stairs.  Ouchtown bro.  Population you.

I brought this up to somebody here in the office and they thought that maybe it was something with the angle of the stairs and the handrail.  Ok, maybe.  But how about a step ladder in the bedroom.  Seems safer.  Or if you are that much shorter just stand on the bed.  We also thought that maybe people were just so wasted they couldn't make it all the way upstairs to get going.  So really, it wasn't the stairs that made it that good but the alcohol influenced shagging made you think it was better.

Maybe I'm missing something and stair sex is the best sex ever.  If so, and you just can't give up getting up on the stairs, I'd just suggest some of those gripper socks.  That should add to the sexiness.

Check out more on the Bespoke Surgical study and survey here.