Last week the fine folks at Bespoke Surgical graced us with a story about the most searched sex positions by Illinois and Iowa which you can check out here.  Well, we're back at it this week as they now give us the locations outside your bedroom that you like to get it on.

Now I'm no prude.  Get your freak on all over the house.  Maybe your goal is to have sex in every room of your house.  Really make that house your home.  But you have to be safe about these things too.  More than 1 million Americans are injured on the stairs every year.  It costs us about $92 billion in medical expenses each year.  You would think it's just old people and kids.  It's not.  It's all ages.  Apparently for some of you, it's because you were doing more than just walking up and down the stairs.  You were...well...going up and down on the stairs.

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As you can see below, most of us that take things outside the bedroom have places you'd expect.  Shower, tables (hopefully you clean the dining room table after) pools, washer and dryer.  Yeah, I'm in.  But, who the hell are you 4.3% that like to get freaky on the stairs.  1 million injuries per year.  Broken bones are bad.  Just think what you could break while doing that with a tumble on the stairs.  Ouchtown bro.  Population you.

I brought this up to somebody here in the office and they thought that maybe it was something with the angle of the stairs and the handrail.  Ok, maybe.  But how about a step ladder in the bedroom.  Seems safer.  Or if you are that much shorter just stand on the bed.  We also thought that maybe people were just so wasted they couldn't make it all the way upstairs to get going.  So really, it wasn't the stairs that made it that good but the alcohol influenced shagging made you think it was better.

Maybe I'm missing something and stair sex is the best sex ever.  If so, and you just can't give up getting up on the stairs, I'd just suggest some of those gripper socks.  That should add to the sexiness.

Check out more on the Bespoke Surgical study and survey here.

Quad City Area Home With Waterslide, Stage & More Selling For $2.5 Million

This gorgeous home for sale is just an hour away from the Quad Cities. Located at 26960 Sieverding Ridge in Bellevue, IA, this beautiful home is what the realtor is calling "an entertainers dream". It has 4 bedrooms, 3.75 bathrooms, a 4 car garage, an in ground pool with a 97 foot waterslide, a full lodge with a bar and stage, and so much more. This is the listing of the house, according to the Dubuque Area For Sale By Owner website.

This property has a 4,499 square foot house, a detached lodge with full bar and garage/workspace/shop, and an in ground fiberglass pool with a 97 foot water slide and pool house .

This gorgeous home is located in the country and is just 2 minutes away from homey, beautiful, Bellevue, Iowa. 

It features many custom upgrades including, but not limited too:
  • All brick home
  • Granite countertops including 2 islands in the main kitchen
  • Stainless steel appliances
  • Beverage cooler
  • Maple and bamboo hardwood floors
  • 2 fireplaces
  • Large master suite
  • Walk-in closets
  • Full kitchen in the basement
  • 3 dishwashers
  • Large walk in pantry
  • Large dining room area
  • 2 laundry rooms
  • Forced air heat and central air
  • Mud room/ locker area off the garage
  • Office
  • Large windows that allows natural lighting.

The property also includes a detached garage/lodge/bar/shop area that 3,440 square foot and all brick. The garage/lodge also has many customs upgrades including, but not limited too:
  • Full kitchen with granite countertops
  • Stainless steel appliances
  • Living and dining area
  • Full bathroom
  • Storage area that is currently used as a hunting lodge
  • Forced air heat and central air
  • Full bar entertainment area with stage that seats 50 plus people
  • Additional garage area that can used for multiple purposes including shop area, boat storage, etc. 

And of course this home has a gorgeous in ground pool and gorgeous outdoor space. The in ground fiberglass pool is salt water and 16' x 40' and a kiddie pool/ tanning ledge that is 8' x 16' and an automatic pool cover. The pool also includes a basketball hoop. A large concrete deck overlooks the pool area where the 97 foot water slide begins. 

There is a pool house too that includes a half bathroom, storage area, pool equipment room, full bar with ice machine, beverage coolers, stainless steel sinks, and concrete bar. A large built in pergola sits on the tanning deck which provides cooling shade. The pool is surrounded by concrete that creates space for many entertainment options. 

See what this gorgeous, $2.5 million home in Bellevue, IA looks like below!