Illinois ‘Count Dracula’ Arrested With $4 Million Worth of Cocaine in Semi

This Illinois man took a bite out of an incredible mug shot after getting busted with $4 million in cocaine in Texas. No word on if he "wants to drink your blood..." KLTV

Ariel Martinez, of Elgin, IL was in Texas driving an 18-wheeler. During a traffic stop, Texas authorities found $4 Million worth of cocaine. 39 plastic wrapped packages, which equaled 43 kilos of cocaine. He was hauling way more than "sailboat fuel."  Bond was set at $100,000 for the Elgin, Illinois man and an incredible mugshot was taken. There's a look I think he was going for, and he freakin' nailed it. Not exactly what I expected when I clicked on the story. But I suppose if you are gonna haul $4million in cocaine to Texas, you want to be comfortable.

I'm not exactly sure what Ariel is wearing, but it really makes me think of a vampire movie.

I'm not sure if this is a drug dealer fashion statement, or if he was preparing to get his teeth cleaned...But this is something:

Whoa, bruh...that's some outfit! An 18-wheeler in Texas, with $4 million in cocaine AND dressed like a vampire? Right on. Dude bonded out, no details on if he was heading back to Illinois or Translyvania.