Update: It Looks Like The Dude That Smashed The I-Rock Truck Is In Jail!
It looks like our man is in jail. Got a message today from Nancy with the below mug shot. At first look, I thought it could be him. Very similar looking. But then, the pieces really came together.
Katie sent us a message as well. This guy below threw a brick through the window of her lobby at 411 Brady Sunday night. That window was broken at 10:03 p.m. Our truck (as you can see below) was smashed with a rock at 10:14 p.m. A quick Google maps search shows that from 411 Brady to 1229 Brady takes...11 minutes.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty. (But come on!)
Original story published October 24 at 11:18 a.m.
To quote Slipknot..."People = S&^t". Our awesome I-Rock 93.5 truck has been vandalized by some loser and we need your help in bringing this douche to justice.
Where were you Sunday night at 10:15 p.m.?
Like most civilized human beings you were at home. You were maybe watching Sunday Night Football. A good Halloween movie. Or maybe already in bed because you were still recovering from Saturday night.
But, if you were walking past the Rock & Roll Mansion and decided to toss a giant rock at our truck, then we need to have words.
Let's take a look at the damage.
As you can see, we need a new windshield.
I was worried that wasn't dirt on the windshield...but no, it was just dirt from the rock.
That rock on top of the truck looks like it was perfectly placed after he threw the rock. But no. As you can see in the video below, he threw it and it bounced up and landed just like that.
The windshield is obviously a bummer. Hopefully, they don't use money from our prize budget to fix it. But, the dent on the hood. That vinyl wrap is hard to fix.
Let's take a look at this piece of human waste.
As you can see in the back left corner, he came walking down the alley from 12th street. That is where he grabs a giant rock in the landscaping. (Note, all giant landscaping projectiles will be removed from the Rock & Roll Mansion grounds)
Here he comes. Struttin like he owns the place. Is he wearing a shirt? A lot of these Cracky McCrackertons around here don't. (Update...new video below, no shirt!)
A quick look into Brady Street to make sure nobody is coming.
And here is where the crack superpowers kick in and the rock gets tossed on the truck.
The loser then continued his walk down the alley. Head down, contemplating what went wrong in his life that led him to this moment at 10:15 on a Sunday night.
What did we do to make you so angry?
Did I not get your request in? I try to get all of them on.
Sorry were you caller 8 bro. Luck of the call from your burner phone.
Maybe he wanted a sweet I-Rock 93.5 shirt? (Definitely not wearing a shirt. More video below) I would have given him one. Just come see us at one of our many events in the Quad Cities.
Wait, I got it. This guy was clearly a country music/pop music fan and was mad at how awesome we are at I-Rock 93.5. Well sorry, douche. But we aren't going anywhere. You might be able to throw big rocks, but our rock is bigger than yours. Ok, that was cheesy...but seriously, F this guy.
If you know this scumbag, let us know. Check out these two videos.