Dumb Criminals

A thief who stole 17 tubes of Pringles in a series of burglaries and shop thefts had one answer to police as to why he pulled off the crime - "once you pop, you can't stop."

A Catholic priest in Pottstown, Pennsylvania is in hot, deep water after being busted for using a church credit card to support what is obviously some kind of an addiction.

A Columbia County, Georgia man has decided not to press charges against a woman who allegedly stabbed him in the butt with a fork. Deputies responded to the man's home late Sunday for a domestic dispute, according to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff's Office...

A man in Wisconsin just found himself single and arrested after his proposal had a way too familiar ring to it.

I don't know how many times we have to say this, how many stories we have to write, how many criminals we have to laugh about - STOP CALLING THE COPS WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR DRUGS.

A high-speed police chase near Milwaukee, Wisconsin ended with one suspect getting stuck in a porta-potty.

Deputies say they clocked a Ferrari going 178 miles per hour on the Georgia 400 headed south out of the county.

A man who has yet to be identified by officials made a ridiculous threat and a ridiculous demand but called the wrong place.

Thieves who are cutting catalytic converters out of vehicles have gotten bold, with one recent incident being caught on video.

Have you heard this story? Hear me out, this way was before Covid-19 existed so this robber wasn't educated yet about different types of face masks.