If a self-proclaimed time traveler is correct, Missouri will have a very bad July this year as he says a super volcano will blanket the state in ash. The good news for Missouri is he's probably the worst time traveler in history. Literally.
If your day hasn't been bizarre up until now, it's about to be because of what you're about to learn. If you've ever wondered why there has never been a channel 37 on your television, the reason is because of Illinois and aliens and I'm not making any of this up.