This Is What The Quad Cities Wants To Know About Their Butt

Booty.  Backside.  Rear end.  Tush.  Caboose.  Whatever someone calls their butt, they sure have a lot of questions about it.

Based on Google searches, this is what Iowa, Illinois, and the rest of the country want to know about their behinds.

Do You Have Butt Confidence?

No matter what questions you have about butts, a lot of people don't like theirs.

57.1% of Americans actually like how their booty looks.  57% in Illinois and only 49.2% in Iowa.  Iowa needs to work on rear-end self-confidence.

When Americans say why they don't like their butt, there are a few top reasons.  Sagging, shape, size...too small or too big.

But even with the lack of butt confidence, 90% of Americans say they would never consider a cosmetic procedure to change their booty.

What Are People Searching About Butts?

People might not like their dump trucks, but they have many questions about them.

While you can see all the questions from all the states right here, let's just focus on what Illinois and Iowa are searching.

Illinois - Can you get pregnant from anal?

Just pausing here for a moment so you can shake your head, cry, or laugh...or all of them.

At least Illinois isn't on its own.  Connecticut, Arizona, and Alabama are searching for it as well.  Not surprisingly, these states all received a C or lower on their 2025 SIECUS Sex Education State Report Card.

Iowa - What is an anal fissure?

Gross.

But a medical question that people would rather ask Google than their doctor.  So Bespoke Surgical answers.

Start with the basics: ease your stool strain with fiber, water, and stool softeners, stick to soothing topicals and warm baths, and pause any anal play that’s making it worse. If you’re still hurting after a few weeks, it’s time to see a specialist who can perform exams (like an anoscopy) to uncover the root cause and decide whether in-clinic options or surgical fixes are on the table. For a deeper dive and step-by-step treatment paths, see the full breakdown here: Anal Fissure Treatment at Bespoke Surgical.

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