Christmas 2022

It's also not even close to the warmest Christmas ever either.

Open all of the presents.

Santa will be flying all over the world delivering presents.

The Polar Express Pajama Party begins on December 15th.

If you do smell cucumbers once your Christmas tree is set up, it's best you get yourself and your pets out of the house.

The chances could be better.

A real Christmas tree should never smell like cucumbers.

Christmas lights are stupid.

These are literally the biggest alcohol gifts you can give.

If your heart is 10 sizes too small and you want to let everyone know it, you can "Grinch" your neighbors in Moline or Coal Valley.